Remembering Tony’s Quotes
I was just remembering just how funny Tony is. Here is a chronological look at his consistently funny one-liners.
“At the party, there were all these little creatures everywhere. Eventually, I realized they were lesbians.” –1990
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Boy, what a recession!” –1991
“You just know there’s a portrait of him rotting away somewhere.” –1992, on some evil co-volunteer at the Center
“He was ravaged by a horrifying disease. Middle age.” –on some celebrity, 1993
“That man has a whole bottle of bleach in his hair.” –Random oneliner, 1994
“He wanted to be Donald Trump when he grew up, but it didn’t work out that way.” –Tony on an errant relative, 1995
“I don’t want to drive it, I want to use it as a clothes hamper.” –Tony on the New VW Beetle, 1998
“Oh, okay. I’m going back to bed.” –After my phone call around 11 am on Tuesday, 11 September 2001
“I have done everything but breast feed that cat!” –Tony on Koshka, 2003
“You used to go there to get a new job. Now, you go for funeral arrangements.” –Tony on SLA 2009
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